Hello, I’m Mary, and I’m a dirty vegan. If you want to eat clean, but occasionally drink some tequila, this is the site for you.

I was obese. I was tired. I was a smoker. I could polish off a case of Schlitz no problem. I was a fast food addict (I could hit Taco Bell and McDonald’s in the same lunch run). This is about how I changed my life. How I continue to change it. If you want to be a little lighter, a lot happier, and not fucking diet, then keep reading. I’ll share recipes, and I’ll share ways to cheat the god damn system. You can have your fucking cake and be a size 8. Let’s do this shit.